Pesto The Mudlark
Senior Glass Integrity Tester (Unlicensed)
About me
Meet Pesto, the persistent presence outside Deximal’s windows!
🔹 Role: Senior Glass Integrity Tester (Unlicensed), providing daily quality assurance on window strength through aggressive beak-to-glass contact.
🔹 His Story: Pesto first appeared one morning with a mission—and he’s shown up every day since. No one knows where he came from, but his commitment to battling his reflection is unmatched. He brings consistency, chaos, and the occasional feather to our workdays.
🔹 Fun Fact: Pesto once brought a live worm to the window, stared dead into the office, and swallowed it whole without blinking. We’re still not sure if it was a threat, a gift, or a warning.
Next time you visit, keep an eye out for Pesto—just don’t make eye contact. He will take it as a challenge. 🐦💥
(Pesto is a temporary staff member)
